Real Name: Jeffrey Gross
Nickname: Jeffrey Gross
Joined: 0000-00-00 00:00:00

Occupation: Staff Writer
Hometown: The Burbs of Illinois
Personal Website: www.the217.com
Favorite Bars: Brothers, Murphy's The Blind Pig
Favorite Music: Pink Floyd, New Order, David Bowie, Of Montreal, Muse, The Killers, The Clash, The Beatles, Guns N’ Roses, Queen, Billy Joel, Duran Duran, The Beach Boys, Deep Purple, Iggy Pop & The Stooges, Adam & The Ants, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Radiohead, Bon Jovi, Joy Division, Sweet, Van Halen, Les Miserables, MGMT, The Zutons, Alice Cooper, U2, Bruce Springsteen, She Wants Revenge, The Smiths
Favorite Movies: Mulholland Drive (2001), Brazil (1985), Chinatown (1974), Trainspotting (1996), The Maltese Falcon (1941), Blue Velvet (1986), City Of Lost Children (1995), Mystic River (2003), Psycho (1960), One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975), Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982), Videodrome (1983), Ghostbusters (1984), Ghostbusters II (1989), Eraserhead (1976), The Evil Dead (1983), Sunset Blvd (1950), Ed Wood (1994), Full Metal Jacket (1987), Vertigo (1958), Suspiria (1977), Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (1986), Return Of The Killer Tomatoes (1988), Being John Malcovich (1999), Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974), Closer (2004), Fog Of War (2003), Barton Fink (1991), The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004), Match Point (2005), Robocop (1987), Moulin Rogue! (2001), The Wicker Man (1973), Magic (1978), Cinema Paradiso (1989), High Anxiety (1977), The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), Art School Confidential (2006), Broken Flowers (2005), Children Of Men (2006), Pan's Labyrinth (2006), Planet Terror (2007), Knocked Up (2007), Superbad (2007), Lawrence Of Arabia (1962), The Orphanage (2007), Casino Royale (2006), The Darjeeling Limited (2007)
Favorite TV Shows: THE SIMPSONS, The Critic, Invader Zim, Rocko’s Modern Life, Freakazoid, Pinky And The Brain, South Park, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Duckman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman: Attourney At Law, Strangers With Candy, Law & Order, The Office, Entourage, The Whitest Kids U Know, Heroes, Home Movies, Dr. Katz, 30 Rock
Favorite Books: Phantom Tollbooth, 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die, Catcher In The Rye, 1984, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Great Gatsby, Welcome To The Monkey House, A Clockwork Orange, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions Of A B-Movie Actor, America: The Book, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Animal Farm, How To Talk To A Liberal (If You Must), Law & Economics, Baseball Between The Numbers: Why Everything You Know About The Game Is Wrong, Jihad vs. McWorld, Moneyball, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, IV
Love About C-U: Dos Reales, Rock's, Moonstruck Cafe
Hate About C-U: Bumblefuck, Liberals
Hobbies: Model UN, IFV
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