Real Name: Nick Martin
Nickname: Nick Martin
Joined: 2009-09-14 16:24:02

Occupation: I used to work in a grocery store.
Hometown: New Lenox (it's to the east of Joliet)
Personal Website:
Favorite Bars: Inanimate Carbon Bar.
Favorite Music: Anything with lyrics about the soul-crushing pointlessness of existence. So... Radiohead.
Favorite Movies: Something initially confusing, but consistently rewarding with each re-watching. So... The Big Lebowski.
Favorite TV Shows: The Simpsons. The Wire. Breaking Bad. Lost. The Venture Brothers. I take television more seriously than I probably should.
Favorite Books: Talk to me about this in person. Immediately realize this was a mistake, feel really bored, and do your best to brainstorm a way to get out of the conversation.
Love About C-U: Being around supple young people.
Hate About C-U: Not having a dog.
Hobbies: Yelling obscenities. Procrastinating. Trying to explain things I think are funny, but everyone else thinks are cruel or derogatory. Speaking French poorly.
About Me: I'm allergic to cats. I like history a whole bunch. I used to have a lot of hair, but now I don't.