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Congratulations, Quad, for once more winning this distinction. Having sex in public is a common fantasy, and people may explore this in both public (outdoors) or semi-public (in a car or near a window). Part of the thrill is that you might get caught, but be aware that getting caught or arrested will probably dampen the mood. If you are your partner want to have sex in a public space, plan ahead with lube, a blanket, condoms, dams, etc. Remember going public isn’t about forcing others to watch who don’t want to. NEVER engage in public sex around minors! Good luck, and keep doin’ it well!
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Sometimes screwing in a dorm just isn’t good enough — that’s why buzz readers voted The Quad as the best place for public sex in CU!

Regardless of fetish, The Quad is the place for public fornication. Do soliloquies, synecdoche and Shakespearean sonnets stimulate your sex drive? Then draw thy naked sword and thrust up against the pillars of the English Building. Unleash your inner Henry VIII with one partner or six in the doorways of Greg Hall. Or, perhaps you’ll whisper fetishes in tongues of another land under the shade of the Foreign Language Building. Just be wary of Microbiology laboratories.

“I’ve seen people doing it on the bench by the Undergrad; in fact, I’ve seen it more than once,” Maggie Lindsey explained. Experts agree occasional “study breaks” help one bone up on hard material.

“You go out on the weekend: the club closes at two, two-thirty rolls around you don’t have anything to do,” Jordan Robinson said. “By three you both decide to go out and ‘have a little quad.’” Robinson assures he has never had any “random recklessness” at night, but “if the lady suggests it I would certainly be down.”

“I could see this going down in the summertime. Bring out a picnic basket late at night, nobody’s around and get your freak on under the moonlight,” Elias Martinez explained.

Some buzz readers opt not to exhibit the explicit in the middle of a grassy field.

“I prefer the couches in the [Student Union] bowling alley.” Mike Urbanowski said. “If you’re going to be in public, at least be comfortable.”

What are potential consequences for a night of midnight passion? The Urbana Police Department explained there is no “public sex” statute, but two consensual adults could face a disorderly conduct charge if a midnight-mistake gets apprehended. So before things get too sweaty, consider the costs of conspicuous coitus!

Whether you’re making out or making babies, buzz readers agree the Quad is one of the best places to do it in CU.