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Address: 33 E. Springfield Ave. Champaign, IL 61820
Phone: (217) 359-8529
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Movies and porn tend to make sex seem like a mattress-breaking, neighbor-waking activity, complete with satin sheets, candles and positions that require the flexibility of an Olympic gymnast. C’mon, no one’s bedroom adventures are that intense. However, if your sex life is as exciting as squirrel watching on the Quad, maybe it’s time to upgrade and check out Illini Arcade.

“The products we offer can add spice and a different element to sex,” said the manager, Dawn, who preferred to keep her last name anonymous. “Sometimes people get caught in lags, and there’s no harm in trying something new.”

Illini Arcade offers a wide variety of movies, lingerie, novelties, magazines and lubes. Open 24 hours, it is a “good place to come in for a 2 a.m. study break,” Dawn said, chuckling.

Although diversity of gadgets may be intimidating for some, employees are well-trained and help customers pick the best product for their needs. “We always talk with the customer to make sure they are leaving with the right product,” said Dawn.

Customer privacy is also highly respected. “Our employees are good at being discreet,” said Dawn. This means that your 9 a.m. econ discussion class won’t be giving you strange looks as you waltz in after a late-night run for some goodies.

So whether you’re a valued customer or coming in for the first time, Illini Arcade can help you turn bedroom boredom into bliss.